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I was reading a text in the free London Lite paper the other day.
Someone was on the tube chewing gum and talking to their friend sitting opposite somone reading a book.
They accidentally spat out their gum and it was stuck on the book. the dude just took it off, put it back in his mouth and kept chewing and talking.
Was LMAO reading it.
Anyone got any amusing embarassing stories? I will tell some afetr I hear a few of yours.
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(i don’t know how to do a link, but):
fmylife.com
BWHAHAHA
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Deemajor..that was pretty funny…really?..Jee people these days.
Lol, I was getting up to get off the tube…When I got pushed back..sat on a guys (No,not good looking, or young..) lap…I could not get up quick enough….so I was sitting there for a good 3 mins.
Everyone was watching me…I went red…Everything seemed to go sooooo slow..time sort of stopped…to make the situation seemed to last forever.
How embassing..Lol
Oh..I just thought of a worse one.It was summer 07.I was wearing a long skirt (those sort gypsy skirts, that where so hot right now (a little Zoolander for you, there..)back then in the summer..If you live in the U.K you’ll know what I am going on about.Lol.
I was going down the stairs..When my friend stepped on the skirt..which then stretched…and pulled the skirt down..to my thighs.
The worst of it was….that the bus was really full..therefore everyone saw.Plus, OMG.I was wearing black, sort of fish net knickers, so it had really mini holes in them (matching bra and knickers, of course).
Again the moment seemed to last forever.
The whole ordeal lasted untill, I got off the bus…My skirt was hanging low.
I swear, I nearly died.I had a mini heart attack.
I had a really bad go at my friend..I never made her forget about it that day..or the next week.
NEVER forget that in a hurry.
Lol, anyone have a worse experience….Please do share.
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Shannon, too funny.I love it..Nice one..
Is it actually all true?
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‘‘Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with “no habla engles”. He then tapped me on the shoulder and said “That would’ve been a lot more believable if you weren’t reading that paper.” Too funny, Shannon…:)
I’ve always wanted to try that one…but would feel really guilty afterwards.Maybe one of these days.When I am feeling evil..(evil laugh)hahahah
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they’re supposed to be true, but some of that stuff i think people just make up, but hey, it’s entertaining as fuck!
i swear that you will now be addicted, i check it pretty much everyday. fml.
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“today the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while i was wanking.”
lollercopters!
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LMAO, yeah some of them can pretty much happen…but others are quite far fetched.
Yeah, I agree.I am checking out now.I honestly could have been on their forever…Oh what have you started Shannon.
Lol, many thanks.Any from you? Hehehehehe:)
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Today, in class, I was sitting behind this very beautiful girl who I like a lot. The teacher said something and I made a joke about it, which made the girl I like and the class laugh. The girl then turned around and said to me, “Chris, you would be the coolest kid if you were hot.” FML
Too funy,just too funny…..This is true (I always use to think this when I was younger….Yep younger..Lol).Hate to say it, sooo very true.Lol
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I’ve had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn’t see him I shot him a text. His response: “Yeah I know. I’ve tried kind of ignoring it.” FML
This one is prop me all over.Yep actually, I can see that happening…But I would never say it…but the guy defo would have know.*cringe*
Lol.
Oh Shannon I love this website.Ok, I better stop before all you ever see is my post’s.
Lol…:)
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“Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, “I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed.”
as for me:
one time i was at a party at my friends house. we went out on the back porch to smoke and i was in the process of drinking a beer. i turned around to go inside behind my friend who, unknowingly, had closed the door. i ran into a clear, glass sliding door in front of twenty people and spilled my beer all over me.
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Ha f’in hillarious. Love FML- there are certainly days when you wanna scream FML!!!!!
I had a couple of unpleasant one’s.
I banged my head against the window a couple of times trying to look at something. Soo trupid.
I was really sick with some virus one time but had to take the bus for something urgent. I was feeling sick the whole ride. i puked on myself and the seats in front and then passed out- WHILE SEATED!!!! Anyone who ever had to ride somewher witha kid being sick will know- It absolutly STANK!!!!
My cus had to drag me out for air. So Gross, so true
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all right, yeah, you guys are funny & i have nothing to share b/c this is a public forum *smirk* 
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buddha belly - Mar 15, 2009 11:06am all right, yeah, you guys are funny & i have nothing to share b/c this is a public forum *smirk* :P
Now, now…..private message me…I neeed to hear this..Lol
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